Please, let me fuck your mom
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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