Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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