Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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