Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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