Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
God, I missed his penis.
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