Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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