How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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