college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Oh god it's open bar.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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