Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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