Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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