bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Randomize
