Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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