my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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