This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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