we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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