yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular