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just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.

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(360): just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop. http://tfl.nu/n7ra

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She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.

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(504): She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet. http://tfl.nu/znp0

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Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans

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(502): Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans http://tfl.nu/uc1m

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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.

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(859): So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form. http://tfl.nu/if3v

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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.

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(214): No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds. http://tfl.nu/2lul

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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"

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(208): They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!" http://tfl.nu/fyfv

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(785): View more from Kansas

She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?

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(785): She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no? http://tfl.nu/2hle

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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell

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(504): if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell http://tfl.nu/719j

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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story

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(515): Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story http://tfl.nu/kctl

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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.

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(920): Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids. http://tfl.nu/j5zx

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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics

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(601): New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics http://tfl.nu/u5bj

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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.

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(601): I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago. http://tfl.nu/p44l

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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face

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(617): For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face http://tfl.nu/7t4e

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Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.

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(206): Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome. http://tfl.nu/oir7

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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!

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(318): WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW! http://tfl.nu/fuwp

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