what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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