If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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