I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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