I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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