with your own penis?
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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