Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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