anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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