is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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