apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
how drunk are you?
Several
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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