You don't have asthma, your pregnant
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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