It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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