i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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