Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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