At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
