And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
and you fell through a lawn chair
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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