your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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