drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i was born a porn star she said
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Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I know her cup size but not her name....
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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