Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"