To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.