Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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