Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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