Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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