New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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