How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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