so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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