I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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