Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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