Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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