Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
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