so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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