So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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