Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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