we have officially lost it.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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