So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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