He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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