Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
party gras won. party gras always wins.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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