theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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