there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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