i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He kissed a someone with a penis
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I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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