You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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