just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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