how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
